Oh dear god what a night… I fear dear readers that I may in fact lack the vocabulary needed to convey the events of my night with Dancer. I beg your patience while I attempt to put it all down. In the mean time, how about some random strange musical entertainment?

Leave it to those whacky Canadians to come up with this.
I so wish I had come up with this idea.

Now pardon me while I tend to my rope marks, compile my thoughts and try to stop smiling so much.