How To Wear a Kilt
Let it be known that a ultilikilt is quite possibly the most effective tool for the attraction and eventual bedding of the opposite sex ever created. Yes, that’s right. A kilt, properly used, will bed you more lovers than any car you drive or job you have. That said, there is a however. It must be properly worn. You see, like any well-crafted weapon, a kilt worn incorrectly is like putting a finely forged blade in the hands of the village idiot and expecting him to stand against the invading hordes. Nope, there is a skill to wearing a kilt.

And what is that skill you ask? Simple, you just don’t “wear” a kilt. You WEAR it. Unlike any other garment, a kilt is not something you just put on and it fades into the background. No a kilt is a statement, one that requires you to stand a wee bit taller and walk proud in it. The trick to this? It’s all in the footwear. Sure you can wear just about any kind of shoes with your kilt, but a good pair of TALL lace up Doc Martins or John Fluevog boots are what you need. Boots that say, “Yeah, I’m wearing a kilt, if you look at me cross-eyed I’ll ram this boot up your ass”

The combo of tall boots and a kilt scream confidence and that confidence brings forth a certain swagger in the wearer. Now that swagger… well that swagger, dear readers, is what turns the girls heads. Confidence, and a great set of legs, is sexy. Follow my advice and wear your kilt with pride.

Don’t follow my advice and you are going to look like some guy in a khaki pleated skirt.

P.S. To those of you who have written to me regarding entering the contest. Now why on earth would you need to be scared? This is supposed to be fun, remember? Trust us, we are professionals after all. You will be in very good hands.