Random secrets

As Tambo and I move about the house getting ready to go out to a party tonight, here are 5 party related things about Monk you probably never wanted to know.

1) My hairdresser has only one name, “Niko”
2) I’m addicted to San Pellegrino mineral water; I usually have a tall bottle in my hands all the time at events.
3) Thanks to Tambo, I own a pair of tight red velvet pants. Women love to touch them.
4) The correct time to arrive at a party is exactly 90 minutes after the official start time.
5) I never wear underwear at parties. Ever.