So, how ya feeling?
It seems that when you are sick, those are the first words out of everyone’s mouth. Normally my response to this would be to do my best Night of the Living Dead impersonation by shrugging and let out a dull, mucus tinted “MEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRPPHHHHHH” Of course after the first dozen or so times even this got a bit boring. So here is a short, and not all that conclusive, list of responses I have given today to folks when they have asked me “So how you feeling?”
“Like the Mayor of Icky Town”
“Like Crap, dipped in butter”
“You know that once scene in Alien, when the thing pops out of the guys’ chest?”
“I’m Phlegmdar The Barbarian! Take me to your tissue paper.”
“Two words, microwave poop”
“Craptacular”