Ladies and Gentelmen, I'm a "guest expert" in this week's Savage Love.

Wow, just wow...

I can now die... well no not really, not till after my dinner date next week with Midori. Then, then I can die a fulfilled man... no wait I have that huge order to ship out to Austrailia that Monday after... Oh then there is the whole matter of the pink rope I promised Lady Mistress Big Time Rope Tippity Top...

Awe forget it, I guess I'll just keep doing what I do best.

Now go read the column and enjoy, I got rope to make.

I must say a huge thank you to Dancer for her part in making this happen. 3LW babe, 3LW...