Adult content warning!

I’ve never really considered this blog to be a “porn blog” or even really a “sex blog”. Sure I talk about sex and SM, but I also talk about lawn gnomes too. All things considered this is pretty tame as adult oriented blogs go. In fact I took it as a high compliment when one blog directory site described this blog as “Thought provoking”

I think making one's brain churn is much more sexy than making ones panties damp (however one does tend to lead to the other, if done propperly)

However due to some of the things I write about, I should perhaps put a disclaimer on this page. Now I was thinking that I would us this one, taken from the Offspring’s CD Ixnay on the Hombre.

“Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the disclaimer, that’s right, the disclaimer. This American apple pie institution known as parental discretionwill cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics that might actually make you think and will also insult your intelligence at the same time!
So protect your family! This album contains explicitations of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life. So if it sounds sarcastic, don’t take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, do not try it at home or at all. And if it offends you, just don’t listen.”
Jello Biafra

Tomorrow, photos of the best winch wench ever!