Thursday, November 03, 2005

Perhaps we have learned something from the FEMA fiasco after all?

At last the government is finally addressing a LONG overdue public safety issue

How To Survive A Zombie Epidemic.

Of course they are only talking here about your basic North American Zombie (Shamblus Eatum Courpus) however these guidelines apply also to their European Zombi cousins (Fulcius Rottum Deadus), however they do nothing to address the new (and most alarming) strain of highly mobile undead, the Zoombie (Runnus U Ass Downus).