Happy Friday kids, let us all rejoice.

Ok, so my new column is up at Janesguide.com. You can read it here.


I have only a handful of these left so I best offer them to you first. Autographed copies of Midori’s book, The Sensual Art of Japanese Rope Bondage. These copies are $35.00 and $10.00 of that will be donated to Midori’s favorite charity.

Lastly, some ideas are just so perfect that when you see them you think, “My god, I can die now. Mix Jack Black and masked Mexican wrestlers and what do you get? Genius, pure genius.