Perhaps I’ve seen too much porn.

It’s the end of a long day here at the Abbey, while I tap away on some last minute marketing text I can hear Tambo, Sam and Nerdy thru the floorboards of my office. They are just beneath my loft office in the stock room bellow, laughing and catching.
In between the laughs I can hear bits of their conversation.
Sam: “Yeah, the porn they show at the club is terrible! I mean it is like all ATM all the damn time”
Nerdy & Tambo: “Huh? Whats ATM?”
Before Sam can answer I shout, “ASS TO MOUTH!” at the floorboards and am rewarded with an almost simultaneous cry of “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! “ from both Tambo and Nerdy.