So this weekend was my wedding anniversary.

My darling wife Tambo and I have been married now for 18 years, thank you very much. Actually we don’t tend to celebrate this date too much; rather we like to celebrate the anniversary of our very first date. Valentines day, 1985. Yep, that would be TWENTY-ONE YEARS that we have been a couple.

(Here let me save you the math. We met and started dating before I was 15 and got married just after I turned 18)

Now I’m not about to try and say that I have the secret to a successful long-term relationship (cuz I don't), rather all I can say is this...

Thanks for not shoving me into a wood chipper, even though I have deserved it on many an occasion.