Random quotes from a long, lazy morning spent in bed with Dancer

“I’m thinking that I’d rather enjoy violating her in every hole god gave her, and a few I plan on putting there myself.”

“Cross-eyed? Honey, I think you fucked me Picasso”

“Sometimes having a penis is like sharing a dorm room with a drunken exchange student from Brazil. You are never quite sure what he is trying to tell you, he can be insufferable inconsiderate, he never pays his half the rent on time, always eats the last of the pizza and comes roaring into the room at the worst possible times.. but damn does he fun to have around at parties.”