I’m so damn tired.
I just spent the last 3 hours tying up the cutest pair of baby dykes ever. There is nothing quite like taking two bodies that already are drawn to each other and add to that gravitational pull by wrapping them up in rope all the while twisting and turning their limbs into an intertwined mass of hemp and desire.

Once untied, they lay together in a pile and smile so bright that their eyes actually twinkled, yes I said twinkle, and they called out in unison, “Thank you Monk!”

I have the coolest job in the world.