From the "Gawd I love this job" files

"Over the weekend I was married to my best friend in the whole world - and my mother, who was ordained via the internet just for the occasion, handfasted us with a much loved length of your lovely rope. When she wrapped the cord around our wrists in front of our nearest and dearest - we couldn't help but to smirk at each other.

So thanks for being a part of a special night (one of many) for me and my Partner in Crime™"

Twistedmonk bondage rope, not just for deviant sex anymore!

In other news,
Of all of western civilization's creations, the electric sock is by far the most amazing. Monk has warm feet. Tri-State killing spree averted.