Random Stupid Monk Fact # 412
When driving, if I am expecting a call, I will wedge my phone (normally set to it’s highest ring tone volume AND Vibrate mode) between my crotch and the seat. I figure that no matter how loud I have the stereo turned up, I can’t miss that.

Random Stupid Monk Fact #413
When I do drink alcohol it is usually whiskey, a double served neat.

Random Stupid Monk Fact #414
I’m currently addicted to Vietnamese Pho noodle soup. This might have something to do with the fact that I’ve had a sore throat for going on a week straight.