Stupid Monk Fact #135

Whenever Tambo wants to torment me and get a song stuck in my head what does she sing? “Jessie’s Girl” by Rick Springfield. All it takes is the first few bars and I, like Cartman and Styx’s “Come Sail Away”, am violently compelled to keep singing. Why? I have no earthly clue, I blame it all on a girl that I had a crush on in the 7th grade. She was obsessed with Rick Springfield. I see that he is touring at the local Indian casino, what is with those places anyways? Any week out of the year you are pretty much guaranteed to catch some fading rock star trying to milk the last bit of money from their failed careers, call it “Catch a falling star” tour perhaps?

Could be worse, I’ve been threatening everyone I know that I’m going to take them to see Kid Rock when he comes to town next month. What can I say? His new single makes me want to have sweaty sex, preferably in the back alley of a seedy bar.