Monday, November 05, 2007

Polite Dinner Conversation

Overheard at dinner, when a group of us are talking about the sorry state of girl-girl porn when one of us pipes up, a very gay leatherman, "Yeah but that squirting stuff is amazing! I'm like damn, if my girlfriend back in highschool could do that I'd probably have turned out straight!"

Or, "The problem with fisting is not so much getting your hand in as it is when they clamp down, start thrashing about and you can't get your hand out."