Somebody pour me a large glass of whiskey...

Its like what, the 6th of the month? Orders are through the roof! If this keeps up we will have our best month ever. As it stands right now, the order queue has hit an all time, record high and we simply can not make rope fast enough to meet the demand. Wow. Talk about great problems to have. It would seem that my "Be more selective about what shows you vend at, do fewer death marches, and make the best rope in the world" strategy is working.

On second thought, make mine a double and anybody got a clove cigarette I can bum?