The Great Debate

With this being the election season, the air is thick with debate. Seems like you can't toss a pundit in this town with out hitting someone deeply held opinions about the matters of the day. Even here at the Abbey we are not immune. Yesterday I walked into the shop to find my crew locked in a tense discussion.

"Ok, so if the piece of skin that separates your scrotum from you ass is called the taint"
"yes, sometimes also referred to the land bridge or even the choad, but only by those with little couth"
"Then what do you call the space between your tailbone and your ass? Does it even deserve a name?"

Would you belive this nearly derailed production for a good 20 minutes?