There is a fresh podcast, courtesy of my ever awesome lover Mistress Matisse. She doles out wisdom while I make silly voices and keep her well stocked in diet Mountain Dew. Enjoy!

Immoral Support

My darling Mistress Matisse finally sat down with Dr. Dick to record a podcast! I tagged along to provide (im)moral support and the occasional (off) color commentary. As usual, when Matisse and I get going, things can get a touch... racy. Poor Dr. Dick, he tries his best to keep things on track when we get going, but I do not think I've ever seen a grown man blush *so* much.

Hear the podcast here. So, so not work safe.

Quick and Dirty Podcast Action

My darling lover, Matisse, just posted another one of our "quick and dirty" podcasts. While not up the the polished audio quality of our studio recorded stuff, these make for a fun listen. Recorded in the moment as we were conversing on the topic of fashion.
Yes, fashion.
I know, normally I look like a jack booted thug in my cycle gear and Abbey clothes, but I have developed quite the fetish for dressing up. Perhaps it is the fact that I don't *have* to dress up for my job that makes it all the more fun? Or better yet, there is nothing more sexy than knowing you are a bad ass AND you don't have to wear leathers everywhere to prove it.
About 10 min long and mostly work safe.

Miss me?
Been a crazy, busy couple of weeked. What with travel and taxes, also I think they "a" key on my lptop keyboard is fried, making blogging a tad more interesting than I enjoy. *And by interesting I mean annoying as fuck!
But fear not, I have not been sitting idle. Nope, thanks to the power that is Matisse (and for those who have seen her in a slinky dress will tell you, that is a pretty powerful thing) I bring you another one of our podcasts.

Be warned, this podcast contains poetry, William Shatner impersonations AND a pokemon reference too.

Another Podcast with Mistress Matisse.
We are back at it and causing more mayhem than is allowed by the FCC. Hear it here, about 10 minutes, SO not work safe.

I'm glad one of us is paying attention.

Just got a note from a reader expressing how much they love it when Matisse and I rant on the podcasts. Podcast?! Huh, we posted a new one? Oh, yeah. I guess MM did last night. Glad she is in charge of publishing these and I'm just on deck to be the color commentary.

Seems like since I landed on Monday afternoon I've not stopped running, playing catch up after 3 days of hedonism at Folsom. I know, I know no rest for the wicked... but still whew! Talk about one tired Monk!

On the plus side, I'd rather be exhausted and living the amazing life I have than well rested and unhappy.

Hear me flirt with Dan Savage on his podcast! (about midway through)

Matisse has a new podcast up. In this episode we talk about poly and the dangers of comparing partners as well as I go on a rant about folks "assuming" things about my dearest partner Tambo. It is a prime rant too for fans who like it when I unhinge :)

I have on my to do list to set up a new recording session soon so if you have questions we can answer for you send us an email.

More podcast action with Dr. Dick!
Listen to part 2 here. Thrill to me talking about power play roles, my sex work, sexual heros, and more. So, so not work safe.

Check it out, Part one of my conversation with Dr. Dick (of Sex Advice w/ Dr. Dick) is now live!
Thrills! Chills! Enjoy!

Podcast!
Listen to me rant about the joys of starting a kink business!

I'm off to the Abbey today to dip the next color of the month, thanks for the great suggestions BTW.
Greedily enjoying soaking up a few yummy days with Matisse this weekend,we nothing planned save enjoying the afterglow and maybe some decadent french fries. Tomorrow, tomorrow I have evil plans afoot for a sweet girl by the name of Jezebel, how evil you ask? Lets just say I'm calling in a special guest star, "Headmistress Maggie". I figure that if between Maggie and Jezebel that if I can still walk on Sunday it's going to be a day of Dim Sum and a right proper boot polishing. Stay tuned, it should be an eventful couple a days...

But first, gotta go make some rope!

PS, Happy birthday to a a very awesome friend today too. I've said it once and I'll say it again, you my good sir are aces in my book.

Matisse and I have a new podcast up for your listening pleasure.

Matisse just posted another podcast, in this one we do our best to answer a couple of listener emails. Enjoy!

Matisse just posted another one of our podcasts. So go take a listen. We got ourselves a new sound engineer, I'll admit I was a bit worried about him at first. Sure, this guy regularly does audio for all manner of rock acts and such but how would he respond to a couple of perverts like MM and I riffing unscripted about male prostitution and adult baby play?

Well aside from the one time we noticed him falling off his chair in the sound booth from laughing, I guess ok. For those curious, we are working with the folks at Foundry for Sound.

Enjoy!

Still up to my eyeballs in accounting, but today I also need to work on...
Writing the new Color of the Month marketing and press release...
Working on my SEAF proposal and seeing about getting cgi mock-ups made for it...
Oh and then there is this vidoe blog that needs one last edit and render...



So while I pound my melon against the keyboard in a vain attempt to be witty and creative, take a listen to Matisse's latest podcast, featuring me as her color commentary.

A quick one, MM just posted another podcast from our last recording block. As she points out in her blog, when we record this we are holed up in a windowless, sound proof room getting hand signals from a guy behind a glass wall and burning through letter after letter. Things can get a bit silly after a few too many rock stars. So enjoy us doing our best to answer a reader letter and to the reader who sent the letter, please don't take our silliness to heart, it was late and we were getting punchy.
Cheers!

Nu Media.
Not much to say today, crazy ass busy this week with other, not very interesting projects. I do have some hot photos for you later, so stay tuned for that. In the meantime Matisse has another podcast up, featuring yours truly. I'm scrambling to book some studio time this week as well so if you have questions that you would like to hear us answer, fire away.

Today's To Do List Takes Up Two Pages

Today I must get the pre-show shipment out the door and into the hands of UPS. All the heavy stuff that I can't take on an airplane. So while I run about like a madman on fire, here is some "gnome based erotica" from a reader/listener.

Monk

I'm sure you've received quite a bit of garden gnome themed erotica since it's only been two weeks since you started joking about lawn gnomes on Matisse's podcast. In the spirit of better late than never attached is a pictures of our super sexy and special friend Henk. We hope you enjoy.

J and D